King Kraken Silicone Dildo

This brightly colored squid is inspired by the Kraken lore and is a thick, meaty shaft that will slide inside you for serious pleasure! Rainbow colored with a bulbous, triangular head it has eight legs that add ropey texture as you ride it! Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a strapon! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat.

The storms off the coast of Norway caught you by surprise. What started as an adventurous boating trip had quickly turned into a nightmare! Out of the crashing waves and beneath the darkened skies rose a giant squid that crashed into your boat! You dove off the side and into cold waters as the boat cracked and splintered, destroyed. The water became dark and inky, filled with the slick black ink of the squid. But then a light pierced the darkness and you were able to see that there were hundreds of small, rainbow colored squid! “These must be the creatures of the Kraken!” you thought. Would they take mercy on you? Or would they drag you deeper into the water? They swarmed you, wrapping their lungs around you until you couldn’t feel the cold of the water. One wrapped itself around your mouth and nose and you found that, somehow, you could breathe again. Your eyes were uncovered and you could see the Kraken King begin to move towards you. As it moved, the water moved around it and every creature either swam away or obeyed it. Suddenly, the squid that covered you began to squeeze, writhe and pulse. You didn’t know why until one squirmed its way inside your pants and tore open your clothes! The water and the milky ink helped it slip inside! Was this Kraken trying to lay its eggs inside you? Helpless and unable to swim away, your body was used for the Kraken’s pleasure again and again until finally you fainted from exhaustion… Days later, they found your unconscious body on the shores. No one believed you but from that day forth, you never could look at squid the same way again, and haunting erotic dreams filled your mind every night!

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